A guy brought a cat onto the RR bus today. It had colored fur; green patches on its head and body. It was also wearing a handkerchief around its neck. It was very calm and sat on a seat and looked sleepy.
Its owner had like five belly button piercings. I know this because he was wearing a wifebeater and upon getting on the bus and placing his cat on a seat, he immediately lifted his wifebeater to show off his belly button and nipples. Then he started flirting with the old lady bus driver. My day was made all the brighter by the fact that he obviously wasn’t wearing any underwear, as his lowriding pants betrayed the fact to anyone unfortunate enough to glance in his direction.