There was a rather large spider hiding under my desk today. Since “rather large” is a relative descriptor, it was about the size of a dime. SHUT UP, it was big to me!
It finally ran out from under my desk and onto my window. I then took a full ten minutes to psyche myself up enough to squash it with a bit of paper towel. The important part is I finally managed to murder the pest, because there was no possible way I could’ve fallen asleep with the knowledge of its presence.
I threw it away in the bathroom, because even squashed spider corpses are unwelcome in my room.